Official grade slip

Ranked #76 of 361 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@gabrielsouto

HOMEROOMThe Open Mic

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsB

RagebaitD

SincerityA+

ShitpostingB

Not a RobotA+

YapperF

HONOR ROLL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.82/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The voice is consistent and clearly theirs. No ghostwriter detected."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Assigned to the comedy track. Use your powers responsibly.

Honor roll confirmed. This account set a bar the rest of the class can see.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: sincere student. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/gabrielsouto

Sign the slip if you like. The signature stays on this device.

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.