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Ranked #33 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@fula_cosme_
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitC
SincerityA+
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA
YapperF
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.60/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Solid foundation of original thinking with some load-bearing inspiration from elsewhere."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.

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@fula_cosme_ on X: GPA 3.60 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Sincerity (A+), weakest Original Posts (B). Teacher's comment: "Solid foundation of original thinking with some load-bearing inspiration from elsewhere.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.