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"Attempts humor regularly. The effort is visible from space. The results are under review."
Assigned to the debate wing. Strong opinions will be accommodated.
Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.
@frncsbkr on X: GPA 3.33 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Attempts humor regularly. The effort is visible from space. The results are under review.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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