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Ranked #354 of 377 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@fortnite
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsD
RagebaitF
SincerityD
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotD
YapperD
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.38/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The posts are technically written but do not appear to have a person behind them."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Enrolled in community management. The team needs more of this energy.

Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

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@fortnite on X: GPA 2.38 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Shitposting (B), weakest Original Posts (D). Teacher's comment: "The posts are technically written but do not appear to have a person behind them.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.