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Ranked #410 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@flaycreak
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsD
RagebaitC
SincerityA
ShitpostingD
Not a RobotA
YapperF
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.88/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The posts try to be funny the way a company email tries to be casual on Fridays."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Placed in the open-mic classroom. Please come prepared.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

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@flaycreak on X: GPA 2.88 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Original Posts (D). Teacher's comment: "The posts try to be funny the way a company email tries to be casual on Fridays.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.