Official grade slip

Ranked #336 of 361 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@figma

HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsA

RagebaitF

SincerityD

ShitpostingD

Not a RobotD

YapperF

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.60/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Tries shitposting the way someone tries a cartwheel for the first time."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Enrolled in community management. The team needs more of this energy.

Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: unbaitable. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/figma

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.