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Ranked #377 of 377 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@fbi
HOMEROOMBrainrot
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsF
RagebaitF
SincerityD
ShitpostingF
Not a RobotD
YapperA
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE1.22/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Every post has been seen before, often in this exact format."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Assigned to the content curation track. The source material is noted.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@fbi on X: GPA 1.22 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (D), weakest Original Posts (F). Teacher's comment: "Every post has been seen before, often in this exact format.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.