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Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@fariraijames
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitD
SincerityD
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotINC*
YapperD
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.80/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Every post feels produced. The camera is always on, the person is always ready."

* Not a Robot: Insufficient data. Could not confirm human or non-human posting style.

Enrolled in community management. The team needs more of this energy.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@fariraijames on X: GPA 2.80 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Sincerity (D). Teacher's comment: "Every post feels produced. The camera is always on, the person is always ready.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.