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Ranked #451 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@fariraijames
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitD
SincerityC
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotC
Talking in ClassD
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.67/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Many hearts, few sentences. The teacher has read the complete set."

Enrolled in community management. The team needs more of this energy.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@fariraijames on X: GPA 2.67 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Talking in Class (D). Teacher's comment: "Many hearts, few sentences. The teacher has read the complete set.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.