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"Resists most bait formats but tried one and left it running to see what happened."
Placed in the main character track. Supporting roles were not available.
On the honor roll. The teacher had to read the card twice.
@ezekiel_iii on X: GPA 3.72 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Not a Robot (A+), weakest Shitposting (B). Teacher's comment: "Resists most bait formats but tried one and left it running to see what happened.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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