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"Original content shares space with content that was already in orbit before landing here."
Placed with the spirit committee. Enthusiasm has been documented.
Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.
@enisco on X: GPA 2.67 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (B), weakest Original Posts (C). Teacher's comment: "Original content shares space with content that was already in orbit before landing here.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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