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"Every week, a new format tried. None of them have fully arrived yet."
Assigned to the debate wing. Strong opinions will be accommodated.
Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.
@eelizale13 on X: GPA 3.00 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Shitposting (D). Teacher's comment: "Every week, a new format tried. None of them have fully arrived yet.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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