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Ranked #217 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@edo_lunardi
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitF
SincerityB
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotB
YapperF
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.27/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Posts the way someone tells a joke at a party. Commits, finishes, gets polite smiles."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

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@edo_lunardi on X: GPA 3.27 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Posts the way someone tells a joke at a party. Commits, finishes, gets polite smiles.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.