"Concise enough to make the teacher feel something about their own writing."
F in Yapper means they say it and stop.
* Original Posts: INC. The sample did not have enough to call it either way.
* Not a Robot: Insufficient data. Could not confirm human or non-human posting style.
Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.
Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.
PARENT SIGNATURE
@distributedkv on X: GPA 3.33 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Shitposting (B), weakest Sincerity (C). Teacher's comment: "Concise enough to make the teacher feel something about their own writing.".
Captionjust got my report card and it says: person of few words. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/distributedkv
Sign the slip if you like. The signature stays on this device.
Grade another handle
How grading works
Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
reportcard.lol