Official grade slip

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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@dispairsoftware

HOMEROOMThe Open Mic

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsA

RagebaitD

SincerityINC^*

ShitpostingB

Not a RobotA

YapperD

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.80/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Brings something new to the feed most days. A reliable source of ideas."

* Sincerity: Grade pending. The voice was too inconsistent to assess.

Assigned to the comedy track. Use your powers responsibly.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Caption"Brings something new to the feed most days. A reliable source of ideas." my report card came in. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/dispairsoftware

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.