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Ranked #191 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@deva_oh_deva
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitD
SincerityC
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA
Talking in ClassB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.33/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Somewhere between a real human and a brand account running a relatable content strategy."

Assigned to the support track. The encouragement is appreciated.

Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

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@deva_oh_deva on X: GPA 3.33 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Sincerity (C). Teacher's comment: "Somewhere between a real human and a brand account running a relatable content strategy.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.