Official grade slip

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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@dennysdionigi

HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsB

RagebaitF

SincerityA

ShitpostingD

Not a RobotA+

YapperF

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.48/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Tries shitposting the way someone tries a cartwheel for the first time."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Enrolled in community management. The team needs more of this energy.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

PARENT SIGNATURE

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.