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Ranked #49 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@deliciousaisu
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitD
SincerityA+
ShitpostingD
Not a RobotA
YapperD
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.55/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Jokes attempted at a rate that suggests confidence. The confidence is doing all the work."

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Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.

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@deliciousaisu on X: GPA 3.55 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Sincerity (A+), weakest Shitposting (D). Teacher's comment: "Jokes attempted at a rate that suggests confidence. The confidence is doing all the work.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.