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Official grade slip

Ranked #77 of 426 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@declarative_
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitF
SincerityA+
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA+
YapperF
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.87/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Posts without a hook designed to start a war in the comments. Every teacher's favorite."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Placed in the bit development class. The ideas need a room to breathe.

Honor roll. Please try not to let it affect your posting habits.

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@declarative_ on X: GPA 3.87 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Sincerity (A+), weakest Original Posts (B). Teacher's comment: "Posts without a hook designed to start a war in the comments. Every teacher's favorite.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.