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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@david_anyatonwu
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitD
SincerityC
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotC
Talking in ClassB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.83/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The engagement bait drawer is closed. The posts stand on their own."

Assigned to the support track. The encouragement is appreciated.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

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@david_anyatonwu on X: GPA 2.83 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Sincerity (C). Teacher's comment: "The engagement bait drawer is closed. The posts stand on their own.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.