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Ranked #422 of 540 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@darshitdudhaiya
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitB
SincerityC
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotB
Talking in ClassA
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.83/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Knows the bait formats and reaches for them when the numbers dip. A visible pattern."

Placed in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

On the honor roll. Please try not to let it affect the posting habits.

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@darshitdudhaiya on X: GPA 2.83 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Talking in Class (A), weakest Sincerity (C). Teacher's comment: "Knows the bait formats and reaches for them when the numbers dip. A visible pattern.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.