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Ranked #54 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@creatisoft
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsC
RagebaitD
SincerityA
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA
YapperF
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.55/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Some posts are genuine. Others got here from the trending page and changed their name."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Assigned to the comedy track. Use your powers responsibly.

Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.

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@creatisoft on X: GPA 3.55 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Original Posts (C). Teacher's comment: "Some posts are genuine. Others got here from the trending page and changed their name.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.