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Ranked #476 of 583 on X

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STUDENT@costellowilliam
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitC
SincerityC
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotB
YapperB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.50/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Two distinct voices share this account without explaining the arrangement."

Placed in the open-mic classroom. Please come prepared.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@costellowilliam on X: GPA 2.50 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Sincerity (C). Teacher's comment: "Two distinct voices share this account without explaining the arrangement.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.