Official grade slip

Ranked #244 of 377 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@cosmicentitytv

HOMEROOMBrainrot

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsB

RagebaitD

SincerityINC^*

ShitpostingC

Not a RobotA

YapperF

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.46/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Maximum information, minimum words. The edit button was used, and used well."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

* Sincerity: Insufficient data. Not enough posts to determine sincerity level.

Placed in the remix cohort. Original credit has been logged elsewhere.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

PARENT SIGNATURE

@cosmicentitytv on X: GPA 3.46 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Maximum information, minimum words. The edit button was used, and used well.".

Captionjust got my report card and it says: person of few words. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/cosmicentitytv

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.