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"Posts that reach for funny and come back with 'interesting.' Interesting is not funny."
Assigned to the encouragement track. The positivity is consistent.
Not the grade anyone wanted. See the card for specifics.
@corelayer0 on X: GPA 2.67 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Shitposting (D). Teacher's comment: "Posts that reach for funny and come back with 'interesting.' Interesting is not funny.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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