Official grade slip

Ranked #339 of 361 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@commandcodeai

HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsINC^*

RagebaitF

SincerityD

ShitpostingD

Not a RobotC

YapperD

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.46/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The personal brand is speaking and the person has left the building."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

* Original Posts: Grade incomplete. Not enough posts to determine original versus borrowed content.

Assigned to the support track. The encouragement is appreciated.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: unbaitable. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/commandcodeai

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.