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"Half short, half long. The short ones are better but the long ones keep showing up."
Placed in the open-mic classroom. Please come prepared.
Honor roll confirmed. This account set a bar the rest of the class can see.
@cohhcarnage on X: GPA 3.17 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Original Posts (B). Teacher's comment: "Half short, half long. The short ones are better but the long ones keep showing up.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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