reportcard.lol
Back to class

Official grade slip

Ranked #46 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@clint_milner
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsC
RagebaitD
SincerityA
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA
YapperF
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.55/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Follows formats invented elsewhere and occasionally invents one. Occasionally."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

Honor roll. Please try not to let it affect your posting habits.

PARENT SIGNATURE
FILE UNDER: POSTING HABITSX · reportcard.lol

@clint_milner on X: GPA 3.55 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Original Posts (C). Teacher's comment: "Follows formats invented elsewhere and occasionally invents one. Occasionally.".

Captionwww.reportcard.lol/r/x/clint_milner?v=mukrc4l7

Sign the slip if you like. The signature stays on this device.

Grade another handle

How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.