Official grade slip

Ranked #222 of 361 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@chris_wozniczek

HOMEROOMThe Open Mic

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsA

RagebaitF

SincerityA+

ShitpostingC

Not a RobotA+

YapperB

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.48/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"F in Ragebait. Meaning they never bait anyone. The teacher is suspicious."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: verified human. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/chris_wozniczek

Sign the slip if you like. The signature stays on this device.

Grade another handle

How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.