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"Humor attempted at a rate that suggests confidence. The landing rate suggests otherwise."
Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.
Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.
@chris_wozniczek on X: GPA 3.17 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Humor attempted at a rate that suggests confidence. The landing rate suggests otherwise.".
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Sign the slip if you like. The signature stays on this device.
Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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