Official grade slip

Ranked #350 of 361 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@chal_hatt_yarr

HOMEROOMThe Control Room

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsD

RagebaitA

SincerityB

ShitpostingC

Not a RobotC

YapperF

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.22/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Genuine voice. No hidden pitch, no rehearsed vulnerability."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

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Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: person of few words. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/chal_hatt_yarr

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.