reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026
"No hot takes deployed for clicks. The opinion is genuine or held quietly."
Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.
On the honor roll. The teacher had to read the card twice.
@ch__rles on X: GPA 3.00 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Sincerity (B), weakest Original Posts (C). Teacher's comment: "No hot takes deployed for clicks. The opinion is genuine or held quietly.".
Captionwww.reportcard.lol/r/x/ch__rles?v=muiuaa1v
Sign the slip if you like. The signature stays on this device.
Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
reportcard.lol