Official grade slip

Ranked #269 of 361 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@buruthebull

HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsD

RagebaitF

SincerityA+

ShitpostingC

Not a RobotA

YapperF

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.32/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Most posts read like they arrived via share and a light edit."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Assigned to the support track. The encouragement is appreciated.

Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: sincere student. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/buruthebull

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.