@borisfyi on X: GPA 3.17 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Humor attempted at a rate that suggests confidence. The landing rate suggests otherwise.".
Captionmade honor roll. would show my parents.
get your grade here ↓www.reportcard.lol/r/x/borisfyi?v=mukrc4cd
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How grading works
Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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