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reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@borisfyi
HOMEROOMThe Control Room
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitD
SincerityA+
ShitpostingINC*
Not a RobotA+
YapperC
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.92/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Sounds like a person. A rare and valuable quality this semester."

* Shitposting: Grade pending. The sample had no clear humor signal to measure.

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Honor roll confirmed. This account set a bar the rest of the class can see.

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.