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reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@bob_smith
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitD
SincerityA+
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA+
Talking in ClassA
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.77/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Writes like someone who forgot the audience was there. The highest compliment."

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Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

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@bob_smith on X: GPA 3.77 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A+), weakest Original Posts (B). Teacher's comment: "Writes like someone who forgot the audience was there. The highest compliment.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.