Official grade slip

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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@boardyai

HOMEROOMThe Open Mic

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsC

RagebaitC

SincerityC

ShitpostingB

Not a RobotINC^*

YapperF

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.86/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Resists the easy grab. Posts because there is something to say, not to extract a metric."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

* Not a Robot: Insufficient data. Could not confirm human or non-human posting style.

Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: person of few words. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/boardyai

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.