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Ranked #450 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@blackbirdpeeja
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsC
RagebaitC
SincerityB
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotB
Talking in ClassC
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.67/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Half original, half from wherever things come from before they arrive in everyone's feed."

Placed in the open-mic classroom. Please come prepared.

Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

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@blackbirdpeeja on X: GPA 2.67 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (B), weakest Original Posts (C). Teacher's comment: "Half original, half from wherever things come from before they arrive in everyone's feed.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.