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"Bait used with some regularity, usually around the posts that weren't performing."
Placed with the spirit committee. Enthusiasm has been documented.
Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.
@benswrite on X: GPA 2.50 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Sincerity (C). Teacher's comment: "Bait used with some regularity, usually around the posts that weren't performing.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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