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"Real voice on weekends, content voice on weekdays. The schedule tells the story."
Placed in the main character track. Supporting roles were not available.
Honor roll. Please try not to let it affect your posting habits.
@barackobama on X: GPA 2.83 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Sincerity (C). Teacher's comment: "Real voice on weekends, content voice on weekdays. The schedule tells the story.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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