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Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@barackobama
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitF
SincerityINC*
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA
YapperD
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.66/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"F in Ragebait. Meaning they never bait anyone. The teacher is suspicious."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

* Sincerity: Grade pending. The voice was too inconsistent to assess.

Assigned to the debate wing. Strong opinions will be accommodated.

Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.