reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026
"The shitpost pipeline has a processing error somewhere in the middle."
Assigned to the support track. The encouragement is appreciated.
Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.
@aurorascharff on X: GPA 2.67 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Shitposting (D). Teacher's comment: "The shitpost pipeline has a processing error somewhere in the middle.".
Captionreportcard.lol/r/x/aurorascharff
Sign the slip if you like. The signature stays on this device.
Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
reportcard.lol