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Ranked #385 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@atsynct
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitC
SincerityB
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA
Talking in ClassB
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.00/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Humor attempted at a rate that suggests confidence. The landing rate suggests otherwise."

Enrolled in Advanced Hot Takes. The teacher has cleared the schedule.

Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.

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@atsynct on X: GPA 3.00 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Humor attempted at a rate that suggests confidence. The landing rate suggests otherwise.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.