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Ranked #17 of 438 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@ascetic_shadow
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitD
SincerityA
ShitpostingA
Not a RobotA+
Talking in ClassA
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE4.05/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Sounds exactly like a person. No template patterns, no filler. The teacher approves."

Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.

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@ascetic_shadow on X: GPA 4.05 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Not a Robot (A+), weakest Original Posts (A). Teacher's comment: "Sounds exactly like a person. No template patterns, no filler. The teacher approves.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.