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Ranked #215 of 426 on X

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reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@arcticrig
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsC
RagebaitD
SincerityA+
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA+
YapperF
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.65/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The voice is consistent and clearly theirs. No ghostwriter detected."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Assigned to the comedy track. Use your powers responsibly.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@arcticrig on X: GPA 3.65 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A+), weakest Original Posts (C). Teacher's comment: "The voice is consistent and clearly theirs. No ghostwriter detected.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.