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Ranked #173 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@ar_pasha_
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitD
SincerityA
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA
Talking in ClassC
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.33/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Attempts humor regularly. The effort is visible from space. The results are under review."

Assigned to the debate wing. Strong opinions will be accommodated.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@ar_pasha_ on X: GPA 3.33 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Attempts humor regularly. The effort is visible from space. The results are under review.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.