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"Commits to the bit every time. The bit has not committed back."
Enrolled in community management. The team needs more of this energy.
Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.
@alxturovski on X: GPA 2.67 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Shitposting (D). Teacher's comment: "Commits to the bit every time. The bit has not committed back.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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