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"Original content shares space with content that was already in orbit before landing here."
Assigned to the comedy track. Use your powers responsibly.
Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.
@alvaisy on X: GPA 3.17 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Original Posts (C). Teacher's comment: "Original content shares space with content that was already in orbit before landing here.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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