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"Most replies are under five words. Short is fine in posts. In replies, it's a missed chance."
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Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.
@alexandr_wang on X: GPA 2.50 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Shitposting (B), weakest Talking in Class (D). Teacher's comment: "Most replies are under five words. Short is fine in posts. In replies, it's a missed chance.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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