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"Started most conversations from scratch. A few clearly had a co-author called the timeline."
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Honor roll. Please try not to let it affect your posting habits.
@alex__backup on X: GPA 3.72 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Sincerity (A+), weakest Original Posts (B). Teacher's comment: "Started most conversations from scratch. A few clearly had a co-author called the timeline.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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