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Ranked #197 of 517 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@adamwathan
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitD
SincerityB
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA
Talking in ClassB
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.33/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Real ideas in here, plus a few that arrived from the trending section and changed clothes."

Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

Honor roll confirmed. This account set a bar the rest of the class can see.

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@adamwathan on X: GPA 3.33 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Original Posts (B). Teacher's comment: "Real ideas in here, plus a few that arrived from the trending section and changed clothes.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.