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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@actualtimwilson
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA+
RagebaitD
SincerityB
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA+
YapperF
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.65/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Consistently turns in work the rest of the class wishes they wrote first."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Enrolled in community management. The team needs more of this energy.

Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.