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Ranked #439 of 517 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@aayanships
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitD
SincerityC
ShitpostingD
Not a RobotC
Talking in ClassB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.67/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Every week, a new format tried. None of them have fully arrived yet."

Placed with the spirit committee. The enthusiasm has been well documented.

Remedial posting starts next semester. The syllabus is on the card.

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@aayanships on X: GPA 2.67 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Shitposting (D). Teacher's comment: "Every week, a new format tried. None of them have fully arrived yet.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.