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Ranked #263 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@_skris
HOMEROOMAura Farming
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitC
SincerityC
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA
YapperC
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.17/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Somewhere between a real human and a brand account running a relatable content strategy."

Assigned to personal narrative studies. The protagonist is accounted for.

Honor roll confirmed. This account set a bar the rest of the class can see.

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@_skris on X: GPA 3.17 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Sincerity (C). Teacher's comment: "Somewhere between a real human and a brand account running a relatable content strategy.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.